Hi! I'm Maria

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“thegirlwhohid:
“Imagine waking up in the morning and the first thing you know is that russia committed another war crime/ecocide/crime against humanity. The reservoir cools down Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant and gives water to the North...
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Imagine waking up in the morning and the first thing you know is that russia committed another war crime/ecocide/crime against humanity. The reservoir cools down Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant and gives water to the North Crimean Canal (hew, remember how russian claimed that they attacked Ukraine because they needed water to the occupied Crimea?). Hundred of villages and towns will be drowned just in a few hours. Thousands of people will lose their homes. 

I can’t even start to describe how vile it is, how angry and heartbroken I am right now. 

russia delenda est

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Meanwhile, the United Nations:

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mariakov81

Здохніть їбучі москалі. Русня йобана. Горіть у пеклі, нехай їбе ваш пукін і ви згниєте в гімні.

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This is the roof of my house in Kyiv. And those rings of smoke are the results of air defence shooting the russian rockets. It is Monday morning. People went to work after a sleepless night, because there was almost the same, even worse. And the night before. And almost every night.

And then this fell down in the middle of the street.


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Fuck you russia. Йобана русня.

Я бажаю вам відчути те саме. У кожному місті. У вашій їбучій мацкві, лінінграді. Горіть у пеклій, уйобки.

ukraine war with russia russia is a terrorist state war in ukraine
ohmightydevviepuu
ohmightydevviepuu

(if i fall asleep) the shadows win / chapter nine

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[artwork from @mariakov81 ]

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | chapter nine

Private investigator Emma Swan is working the case that will make her career when everything goes to hell and a meeting turns into a crime scene. Her mentor is dead, her client is injured, and an innocent woman is about to be found guilty of a crime she didn’t commit.

The police have no leads and no suspects, so Emma launches her own investigation. She doesn’t want–or need–help from anybody, but she’s in the deep end, the water’s over her head, and the killer could be looking for her next.

Enter Killian Jones. But now they’re both in danger–and their best chance at survival is if they save each other.

read the conclusion on AO3.

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it's finished. i can't believe it. thank you to my nano camp besties: @spartanguard, @shireness-says, @optomisticgirl, @svenjaliv, @wistfulcynic. tagging @mariakov81, @kmomof4, @snowbellewells--staunch supporters always. hope i didn't let you down on the ending. 💖

on to the next.

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can't stop won't stop.
from the edge of the deep green sea, yet again. written for the 2020 @cssns, this story is one of the most fun things i've worked on and it is easy to come back to it each time i want to try a new thing with the art or the binding technique. this one is a quarto (letter) "paperback" with a paste paper cover. binding technique inspired by @chubsonthemoon.

version 1: paste paper sealed with pearlescent fixatif before printing, then inked over with gel pens and foil quil for color and effect. new title page art inspired by a tattoo in the story. incredible watercolor from @mariakov81, always. i also changed up the typeset, making a more readable and easier-to-deal-with center ornament out of lunar phase dingbats and adding an epilogue to the story.

version 2: inkjet print on paste paper, cover design by me, inked with a foil quill heat transfer pen. spine titling with foil quill on japanese shibori paper.

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😍😍😍

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Reminder that capitalism is the death of art

deepseametro

are you whiny bitches seriously acting like faster and more affordable and more accessible translation is bad? it’s a bad thing? it’s a thing we should be against now? is that seriously where we’ve arrived? can you people think for ten fucking seconds just ONCE?

machine translation is really good for many languages - esp the romance ones - and while its not perfect or anything, like.. i don’t know how to tell you it’s a good thing we’re able to instantly speak to people, 80% accurately, from anywhere in the world

theothersarshi

I went through the notes on this post specifically to find this reply - or one like it. Because it has a point, and it’s a decent point for you, the person. But it’s also missing the info of the larger scale problem.

(Or it isn’t; as you rightly point out in the tags, it’s a capitalism problem. But I’ll expand on this point of “capitalism”. I need to rant. I need to scream.)

I’m a professional translator. I work in video games and software, with an occasional dash of literary translation. I’ve worked in translation proper, I’ve worked on editing other people’s work, I’ve led a couple of translator teams. I’ve worked the occasional miracle, working around some Really Dumb Choices the developers made.

(Spoiler alert: other languages have different syntax and grammar, if you give me a list of nouns to translate, and then give me the plural “s” to translate separately, this is not good. Even in English, woman -> womans is dumb.)

I am a fan of making things affordable and accessible. I am really happy that Google Translate and similar things can tell me the gist of what people are saying in conversations I only half care about. As the poster above says, it’s great! Not perfect, but ok!

Do you know what’s not great? Do you know what the OP in the original image means?

The client the original image is talking about isn’t you. It’s not some person on the internet trying to find out what someone said in a Post. The client they’re talking about is, essentially, the corporation: the translation agency, the publishing house, the IT giant.

You, the individual, do not have the power to demand how I do my job. If you come to me and say, “Sarshi, I want you to take this 300-word post, run it through Google Translate, and then charge me half of what you usually do for translating it”, I can take it or leave it.

But I get contacted by agencies - half of them want this. “We have a game, Sarshi! Just post-edit the results of a machine translation!” “We have support articles, Sarshi! We’re paying you a lot less to post-edit the results of machine translation!”

You say it’s ok to have 80% accuracy, and I feel you! Yes, sometimes it is! But companies are like “lol, this works”, too!

It’s happening over and over. And these aren’t… they’re not people, you know? They’re not Auntie May trying to figure out what the dough recipe she got from her niece in Indonesia says. They’re agencies, trying to increase their earnings by promising top quality to companies, then going, “gosh, we said we’d do it for cheap, how can we manage that?”

Or they can even be large companies themselves. Oh, you’ve spent a bajillion trillion dollars trying to create the CryptoNFTVirtualRealityAI hybrid that everybody knew wouldn’t work and now you panic because your earnings are lower than usual? Oh, and you want to “cut costs” by screwing over every contractor you have? Great. Just great.

This is going to screw you over - you, the individual. Not my client, not the translator’s client in general - the company’s client. The corporation is too big to really care about how you feel about their product - the employees individually might, but the company’s only metric is if you buy it or not. And the company makes decisions based on what brings the most money for the least cost.

So your hardware manuals might be crap and you might be in tears because you have no idea how to make your new appliance do the thing. You’ll go on YouTube and you’ll find a solution, and you’ll eventually figure it out. And maybe you’ll forget about the crap manual in time. So next time, they still won’t get a good translator, because they already have a cheaper solution that seems to work.

So your game looks like it was translated by a bunch of rats in a bunker and you can barely understand what anyone’s saying? Well, maybe they got a bottom-feeding agency overpromise that they totally have legit translators working for $1/hour. Pinky swear! Did you buy the game? You did. So… the system worked! They’ll hire the same agency again!

It’s like the clothing industry all over again. We could have better clothes, but it’s cheaper not to. They’re doing us a service by selling us shoes that won’t last a season, and T-shirts that will look like crap after washing them twice - they’re cheap, aren’t they? They’re affordable. Anyone can get clothes. (So you pay more in time are are more frustrated? Who’s counting!)

And meanwhile, it’s easy to forget things might be different. That we have the ability to create good things, pleasant things. That manuals can be easily readable, that games can sound great, that books can be awesome to read. It becomes harder to trust the market, harder to believe in quality, easier to say that this is normal, this is how things just are.

And if you speak English natively, well… You’re at a huge advantage. A lot of stuff is created by your people, for you. For countries like mine, that are small enough to import a lot, nearly everything is translated. I want you to imagine almost all movies subbed, every appliance made elsewhere (with menus needing translated and all), every app in a foreign language. And everybody who can cut costs will try to.

It’s not… it’s not great.

repinipi

#excellent breakdown #i promise no translator worth anything is against individual people being able to use mt to understand texts and communicate #i’m a translator and i’m a big fan of machine translation in my everyday life but it should not be used commercially #machine translation in commercial products is at worst a health and safety risk #but NOBODY who actually understands the matter is saying that mt shouldn’t exist. for fuck’s sake

via @nailgun-nali

ohsalome
ohsalome

The western stereotype about Ukraine and Ukrainians was created by the russiacentrism in the entire field of slavic studies. Remember Yuval Harari, who in 2019 consented to have russian edition of his book censored and even rewrote some parts, because "russia is world-leading power". So it goes: russia is a "world-leading power" and Ukraine is its backyard, a bleak suburb; something that makes no difference if it exists or not. We were invisible, hidden in the shadow of this great giant.

The origin all these stereotypes come from the history textbooks. All politicians, prior to choosing whether to send us weapons or not, were sitting their asses in Oxfords, Harwards, Cambridges, etc. And when they opened the history textbooks, they learned that russian history began at the christening of Kyiv. And what was ukrainians' place in this history? Bah, that's just some primitive tribespeople running around, who cares. That's the worldview russians taught the european politicians.

In 2014 I was approached with an apology from Karl Schlögel, one of the leading german specialists in slavic history, who told me "My whole life, I only saw Kyiv as a third biggest city of the russian empire". This is a very typical situation. You can waste your entire life telling western europeans about our culture, our authors, etc., but they would only be looking through you. We remained unseen and unheard, because there was only "big russia", and who the hell you are? You have never been here. You have 72 hours to spread your legs before great russian army and appease putin, to make everything fine again.

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- Oksana Zabuzhko, in and interview with BBC News Ukraine

ohsalome
ohsalome

“Ugh, why do Ukrainians fight back? What does it matter which flag flies over Crimea?! Why should we care about Ukraine at all? Yeah russians are openly stating they want to wipe all ukrainians from this earth, but this is a small price to pay to prevent the WW3 - I am sure putin wouldn’t try to invade any other country after this, even though he openly stated he wanted to conquer every country that was once occupied by the ussr back in 2007”

while simultaneously

“Nooooo, don’t talk about the collapse of russia! This would be disastrous, what will we do then???? We must protect russian culture, it will disintegrate in thin air if we stop jerking off to father-or-russian-chauvinism dostaevsky for entire 5 minutes!!! Let’s give another 10 book deals to Wagner soldiers who pinkie promise they didn’t rape any civillians, they just were standing nearby!”